Zatanna: artemisssssss i have a problem Arty: What did you do Zatanna: i missed the bussssssss Arty: It’s literally the first day of the school year, how did you manage to miss the bus already? Zatanna: well u see, i woke up at 4:00 because i wanted to have extra time to pick out an outfit and i chose this really cute skirt, remember the one i wore to rocky’s birthday bash over the summer? except the possum i’ve been raising in my underwear drawer was grouchy this morning so when i tried to snuggle him mr.
Zatanna > Arty Monday, September 2 06:41 EST Wallman: *gay Dick: Yes it is? We have school in less than an hour dude Wallman: but today’s sunday Dick: Oh my god Wally Dick: Please go check your calendar Wallman: …… Wallman: dfgIUYTFYGUHI ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SHCOOL Dick: Is it really? I’m shocked Wallman: FUCK YOU IM GONNA MISS TH EBUS OHMY GOD Dick: I thought you had your permit Wallman: I DO BUT I HAVENT USED IT YET BECAUSE IM SCARED OF DYING IN A FIERY CAR WRECJK Dick: Ah Dick: Want a ride? Wallman: YES PELASE Dick: I’ll tell Alfred to make extra breakfast burritos Wally: THANK YOU I LVOE YOU
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← Previous Work Part 2 of the Young, Gay, Totally Unjustified series Next Work → Stats: Published: Completed: Words: 125367 Chapters: 37/37 Comments: 641 Kudos: 733 Bookmarks: 86 Hits: 17393ĭick > Wallman Monday, September 2 06:38 ESTĭick: Hi howdy hey Wall of Man, I need your professional advice Dick: Dick: Dick: Should I go with the cleavage-y striped shirt and jeans combo, or should I dress up like Had To Do It To ‘Em Guy to assert dominance over my peers Dick: OR alternative solution: I could break in my new chicken costume and roll in with Style™ Dick: OOH OOH OOH NO WAIT I’VE GOT IT Dick: Black t-shirt, red jeans, Selina’s heels, and a slice of bread that I’ll eat holes in and wear like sunglasses Dick: Fuck yes I am a GENIUS Wallman: not gonna lie man, I have no idea what you’re talking about Dick: Outfits? I need to make a good impression Wallman: for what Dick: Today? Dick: The first day of school? Dick: Am I ringing any bells? Wallman: dfgdshj it’s not the first day of school, get your facts straight